Aren't I Cute? " Looks can be decieving"

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Submitted by: Katie

Hey Everyone, My name is Tucker. Let me tell you a bit about myself. In MY house, everything is fair game unless its nailed down, and even then Ill work around that until I get what i want. I thrive off attention, even when its directed to one of my brothers or sisters. My philosophy is why put plants in pots or in the ground, much more fun to drag them around the yard or house. Why does grandpa spend all that time making the yard pretty? When ill make it better, by digging holes... EVERYWHERE! Why would I pee outside in the lovely yard I dig up when I can go inside right after and pee? Before I had a yard to tear up I lived in a apartment, Where I would somehow get into the closet and jackpot-my mommy’s shoe collection, we don’t want any shoe to feel left out, so lets get them all, is my theory. Actually, let’s take everything out of there and tear it up! (Books, camera box, computer cords, cell chargers, boxes) And that linoleum floor, those contractors should be fired! I chewed that sucker right up, costing my mom to replace the whole floor. Pee pads? What a lovely decoration or toy should I say? Let’s pull it around and tear it up! Or better yet, let’s chew on the drywall, now that’s fun! First lets get the kitchen, next, the bathroom. I really enjoy the new addition to the family. I especially love her soothers and bottle nipples. Did you know theres milk inside there? So much better than a bone! I’m a baby too, you know! Im so talented, I taught my cousin how much fun it is to get into the garbage. My mommy thought it was safe to have her hamburger on the table while letting me inside but I cleared that table and grabbed the hamburger on the way by. I love being a learning challenge, Im always teaching my family all the new and exciting things I can do. Vote for me, I need a new title. Im tired of “NO TUCKER, BAD BOY!!”