Eddie, the Dog known also as Satan Spawn and Devil Dog
Submitted by: Sharon Smith
This dog, has come to earn the name, satan spawn, bealzabub, and devil dog. He is awful, he has literally eaten the arm off my new leather sofa, he eats anything and everything, it seems that he owns us. we don't own him, it's terrible, he has eaten my new winter coat, the sofa, the chair we had before, he chewed a hole in the loveseat, he tried to eat my white lipped tree frogs one morning. We put him in the bedroom one day for less than 15 minutes, I went in to get him, and low and behold he had literally eaten my pillow and ripped the guts out of the comforter on my bed. This is getting to be a routine thing for him, he chewed my shoes, pens I can't have anything he takes it and then destroys it. He ate the ethernet cable to the computers one day, he tried to eat the one bird when he got out of his cage. He makes me want to grab him and put his stubby little tail in the toaster, although I would never do that, I'm at my wits end, and am running out of options, and ideas.
Sharon Smith said...
I tell you, he is the devil incarnate, I'm sure of it. I know some people think it's funny the way he acts, but I tell you.. He is a dangerous dog, when my vet asks me if his muzzle in on tight and a man that is bigger than 6 feet tall jumps when Eddie goes for him, well, that should say it all. He went to the vet for his nails to be trimmed, and believe it or not, it took four of the people there to hold him and get his nailed trimmed, Rhonda and Heather kid you not when they say what they do in the comments.
Heather said...
I met this dog...when I walked into the room it was like sirens from World War II were going off, the dog never stopped barking until I left the house. The dog also had to be held by the owner so it wouldn`t charge at meand bite me!!
Rhonda Macaulay said...
I know this dog, I walk Eddie and his brother Gigi every Thursday. Eddie's problems are not just behavioural, they are psychological as well. Eddie takes Lithium to 'take the edge off' some of the things that he does. When Eddie is extremely anxious, he will turn circles chasing after his tail until exhausted. And everything sets him off. He does indeed rule the roost, but it's not from lack of trying from his pet-parents. You can't get near Eddie; he has bitten me twice and I know the signs of dog aggression. Eddie does not simply need obedience training - he is in desperate need of serious behavioural modification, by an expert who can spend more than one hour a week with him. Eddie goes beyond the naughtiest dog - he is the most in need to win this contest.
Sharon Smith said...
Nope he isn't teething Helen, he will be 4 years old on Christmas Eve.
Helen said...
how old is he? maybe he's teething???
Ron said...
He looks at you as if to say....go ahead and MAKE my day....oh he is awful, he just finished ripping the guts out of my stuffed rabbit, it's like the rabbit says, he took my legs and threw them over there, then he took my ears and threw them over there....it looked like I had 6 inches of snow in my livingroom. It really did. He is terrible.
lisa patterson said...
Eddie is not devil's spawn, he just has lots of character...